Grayson Allen’s Prank Tank

Hey! Grayson Allen here. You may remember me from such moments as my playful tangle with Florida State’s Xavier Rathan Mayes, or the time I played human Skip-It with Louisville forward Ray Spalding. Let me assure you: these were merely lighthearted ways to bring some buffoonery back into a basketball season where no team is

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Arizona State’s Curtain of Distraction: An Academic Study

Journal of Sports Fandom, Vol. 1. Issue No. 1 Title: ‘When I close my eyes, the unicorns are still humping’ – The 942 Crew’s Psychological Damage on Pac-12 Basketball Players Study authors: Steve Alford, Dana Altman, Tad Boyle, Johnny Dawkins, Andy Enfield, Ernie Kent, Larry Krystkowiak, Cuonzo Martin, Sean Miller, Lorenzo Romar, Wayne Tinkle Published:

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Kidnapped In St. Louis: A 911 Transcript

Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Woman: Oh my God, they’ve been kidnapped! They’ve been kidnapped! Please help! Operator: Okay, ma’am, calm down. Are these your children you’re talking about? Woman: Twenty years. TWENTY YEARS of loyalty and he does this to me. Operator: Who kidnapped them? Your husband? Ma’am, I’m going to need you to

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