If you’ve been following the news out of Rio de Janeiro, home of the 2016 Summer Olympics, you’ve probably heard about a scandal involving the Brazilian city’s famous beaches. And no, we’re not talking about the skimpy Euro-style man thongs that are favored by Brazilian hunks! What we’re referring to is the heavily polluted water
The Papa John’s Friends
Friends. How many of us have them? I don’t know about you, but I love friends! You can walk with friends, you can talk with friends, heck, you can even watch The Big Game with some friends. While I was watching The Big Game last week, I saw a commercial for pizza starring four friends.
Mike Piazza, the Dodgers, and the Crippling Realities of Fandom
Last year, I bought a Mike Piazza home-white Dodgers jersey off Instagram from a reformed cholo. I purchased this jersey for a few reasons. One was that his other customers raved about the quality of these $60 jerseys, even though my customized jersey couldn’t possibly have fallen off the back of a truck. Another was
I Don’t Want Your NFL Team
Dear St. Louisans, or Oaklanders, or San Diegans, Sometime next year, one or two or maybe even all three of your NFL teams will move to Los Angeles. You will be heartbroken and emotionally shattered and will have internal conversations about whether you can continue to support your team now that it has returned to
How the Dodgers Can Spend the $46 Million That Lost Them Zack Greinke
The free-spending Los Angeles Dodgers, who offered Zack Greinke $160 million over five years, were outbid by the Arizona Diamondbacks’ offer of $206 million over six years. Normally, this would be a devastating blow for any die-hard fan of the Boys in Blue. But I’m an optimist who sees the extra $7.6 million over the
What Disney Princesses Would Look Like If They Were Black and Members of the 1984-85 76ers
Disney princesses remain as popular as ever, but most were created during a time when people of color were not represented on film. While “The House That Mickey Built” is a lot more diverse these days, we couldn’t help but wonder what some of the classic Disney princesses would look like if they were black,
The Comments Section of Chris Paul’s Instagram Is Where My Voice Will Be Heard!
@cp3fan4life1999, you are an IDIOT. I can tell by the stupid face in your avatar. What are you, 16 or something? Only a moron like yourself wouldn’t know that Chris Paul is one of the phoniest people in the NBA. Let me count the ways.
It’s A Tough Job Making Curt Schilling’s Racist Memes, But Somebody’s Gotta Do It
In this economy, you can’t be too picky about your job. Especially when you’re a middle-aged guy like me, and everyone wants to hire some young hotshot with a Stanford MBA. When you’ve been in and out of work, and you’ve got two college-bound kids trying to avoid massive loans, you take what you can