Canada, Get Your Own Damn Game Show

Many in the land of maple syrup and Celine Dion are up in arms over the fact that “Jeopardy!” will no longer be accepting contestants from Canada. Due to new online-privacy laws, the show claims that it can’t allow folks who live north of the border to take the online test that gets you on the

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Oh No! Kirk Cousins and Robert Griffin III Are Snowed in at Redskins Park

ASHBURN, VA — They probably DON’T like that! Washington Redskins starting quarterback Kirk Cousins and former starter Robert Griffin III are snowed in at the Redskins practice facility after a historic blizzard struck the Washington region on Friday. AWKWARD. The two snowbirds were the only ones who didn’t heed the warnings of the impending Snowghazi

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Cam Newton’s Motley Crew

Cam Newton may well be on his way to an MVP season. He has proven haters wrong throughout his career, but this year, he’s also proving that you don’t need a great group of wide receivers to have an incredible season. There’s no Fitz or Megatron or Gronk on the Panthers. Just some guys who

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Of Sportspersons and Horses

Sports Illustrated announced its Sportsperson of the Year on Monday, and it selected Angela Merkel. Wait, wrong pointless year-end honor! The editorial team actually selected tennis great Serena Williams. Very fitting, as she destroyed all sorts of competition on her way to winning three of the year’s four major titles. My money was on JaVale

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