EXCLUSIVE REPORT: 50 Movie Titles That Sound Like Love-Making Techniques

Many hours of scientific research have yielded the following data, suitable for citation in academic journals. Speculation as to what any of these “sex moves” would entail is beyond the scope of our project and frankly not suitable for serious scholarly discussion.


The Greasy Strangler
The Constant Gardener
The Sting
The Iceman Cometh
The Distinguished Gentleman
The Parent Trap
The Perfect Storm
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
The Accidental Tourist
Sophie’s Choice
The Spanish Prisoner
The Guest
The Third Man
The Hunt for Red October
The Fast and the Furious
My Blue Heaven
Crimson Peak
The Life Aquatic (with Steve Zissou)
Operation Dumbo Drop
Ernest Goes to Jail
The Magnificent Seven
Catch Me If You Can
The Foot Fist Way
Judgment at Nuremberg
Howl’s Moving Castle
The Gold Rush
The 400 Blows
The Infiltrator
The Longest Yard
Stranger on a Train
The Help
Touch of Evil
The Grapes of Wrath
There Will Be Blood
The French Connection
How to Train Your Dragon
The Deer Hunter
The Great Escape
The Big Lebowski
The Gold Rush
The Wolf of Wall Street
Attack the Block
Fiddler on the Roof
The Phantom Menace
The Hitcher
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
The Midnight Meat Train
Journey to the Center of the Earth
The Heat
Ace in the Hole


Eric D. Snider, age 15, lives in Portland, Ore.