NFL Quick Snaps 2016: Week 4

Julio Jones had 300 yards receiving. He went so far he’s no longer “down by the schoolyard.”

Donald Trump got confused and said he could stop Julio by building a wall.

The three sweetest words in the English language:

“I love you?” No.

“It’s a girl?” No.

“The Patriots lost!”

It was the first home shutout for the Patriots since 1993. Before that, it was the War of 1812.

They should call Cleveland’s offensive line the “pallbearers.” They’re doing the heavy lifting for dead weight.

Terrelle Pryor said he thinks the Browns can “win out.” “Win out?” Where? In the backyard against the neighborhood kids?

Donald Trump says America has a trade problem. But every year we send the Jaguars to Europe and get money in return.

Last year, the Cardinals motto was “All or Nothing.” This year, they went with “Nothing.”

Carson Palmer also got a concussion. The doctors asked him, “What is your name, and how many playoff games have you blown?”

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Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian who has suffered an unknown number of concussions. You should follow him on Twitter.