NFL Quick Snaps 2016: Week 5

Falcons win! Matt Ryan looked great. Nobody thought Hurricane Matthew would make it all the way to Denver.

I get the feeling the people of Cleveland are the only ones who cared about the Vice Presidential debate. “That guy could start!”

Charlie Whitehurst got playing time for the Browns. Somewhere in Cleveland, a clipboard was crying and holding itself.

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Viking Everson Giffen’s jersey was misspelled “Griffin.” I’d love to see the jersey people deal with Economopoulos.

Everyone wants to be like the Vikings. Trump is re-doing his hair with a matte finish.

Niners are trying to decide whether to play Kaepernick. He’s a winner. He’s been practicing the victory formation all season long.

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