NFL Quick Snaps 2016: Week 6

Atlanta was the better team Sunday, but sometimes the best team loses. Signed, Al Gore.

Colin Kaepernick played. The Bills beat them 45-16. The 49ers should kneel and pray for a defense.

To be fair, what Kaepernick has been talking about came true. The men in blue beat the shit out of him.

Someday Kaep is going to try to propose to his girlfriend, and she’s going to think he’s protesting something.

Odell Beckham got 222 yards. To which Julio Jones said, “Cute.”

The Giants almost blew the game with a roughing-the-passer call against Owa Odighizuwa. That guy should be called for roughing the alphabet.

Detroit beat Los Angeles. In something other than housing affordability.

Kickers missed five extra points this week. And Blair Walsh had a bye. That’s like if three presidents fell down the stairs and Gerald Ford wasn’t even there.

The Saints beat the Panthers 41-38 in a game I’d like to nickname “The Defense Rests.”

Cam Newton’s hat game is almost as bad as the Panthers’ game game.

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Roethlisberger had surgery on his knee. Doctors were surprised to find the residue of some morality in there.

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Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian who still has some morality intact, too. You should follow him on Twitter.

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