NFL Quick Snaps, Week 12

I took a break from eating pie so that I could stick in a fork in the Falcons.

For the Falcons, it’s A Tale of Two Seasons. They suck the Dickens.

Last year the Falcons got in trouble for piping in fake crowd noise. They need to pump in some fake offense.

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The first two Thanksgiving games were so boring, people talked to their relatives instead.

The Lions are proving you can lose seven times and still have a chance. So keep your chin up, Mitt Romney!

The Eagles were so bad, Santa Claus booed them.

The Panthers made a wish with Tony Romo’s collarbone. Apparently, his Achilles’ heel is higher up than most.

Adrian Peterson is a beast. He’s run farther than Forrest Gump, and has about the same understanding of social norms.

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Aaron Rodgers hurt his wrist. Who needs a healthy wrist when you have Olivia Munn at home?

Manziel is supposed to be a great runner, but he can’t make it through 12 steps.

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Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian who’s thankful for the Cleveland Browns. You should follow him on Twitter.

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