NFL Quick Snaps, Week 15

The Panthers are unbeaten. Greg Hardy’s girlfriend is jealous.

You know how you know Beckham is really mad? He attacks you with BOTH hands.

This week, the Force Awakened! And so did the Falcons! Unfortunately, only one of them will still be playing in January.

The Falcons, of course, were undefeated at 5-0. That was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. ®

Falcons owner Arthur Blank is mulling changes in the team’s front office. Hey, look who just noticed the “check engine” light is on.

Those Rams uniforms were awful. The last person to perform well in an all-mustard suit was Steve Harvey in 1994.

I want Steve to announce the NFL playoff teams. Maybe the Falcons could still get in.

Miami vs. San Diego. They should have billed this game “A scalper’s day off.”

If Chip Kelly directed Star Wars, he would have traded Han Solo for a conditional draft pick and Jar Jar Binks.

Johnny Manziel pled for “continuity” from the Browns. “Continuity” must be the name of a drink, or a stripper.

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