NFL Quick Snaps, Week 7

The Dolphins were up 41-0 over the Texans at the half. Texans haven’t been embarrassed like this since… no, they’ve been embarrassed like this. Have you ever seen a rodeo?

Ryan Tannehill broke the all-time NFL record with 25 consecutive completions. Tannehill also broke the 2015 Dolphins record with two wins in a row.

Arian Foster got hurt again. My heart goes out to Foster. Although he would probably prefer my tendons, hamstrings, and groin.

Halloween costume idea: cut a couple of big holes in a flimsy sheet and go as the Texans defense.

This was the first start of Colin Kaepernick’s career without a rushing attempt. Ironic on a night when Niners fans were rushing out of the stadium.

Jay Glazer says Kaepernick is “on an island” in the locker room. If Kaepernick was on an island, I’m not sure he could successfully throw a pass to the ocean.

E.J. Manuel turned the ball over on CONSECUTIVE plays.  It’ll be the worst eight seconds for any NFL player until Russell Wilson’s wedding night.

Of course Eddie Lacy has sore ankles. They have to hold up Eddie Lacy.

The Giants returned a kickoff AND an interception for TDs in the same game for the first time since 1951. Another thing that hadn’t happened since 1951: Tom Coughlin smiled.

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Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian who created the character “Lucky Whitehead” for the Dallas Cowboys. You should follow him on Twitter.

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