The Falcons were undefeated for five games, then lost four of their last five. Birds haven’t gone south like this since… every winter. They lost to Matt Hasselbeck. He’s old enough to remember when people actually understood the catch rule.
NFL Quick Snaps, Week 9
The Panthers are 8-0, and Clemson is number one. Rednecks in the Carolinas haven’t been this happy since Strom Thurmond read phone books to filibuster civil rights. Reggie Bush slipped and tore his MCL on the sidelines, and now he’s suing the city of St. Louis. If St. Louis had any money to give him,
NFL Quick Snaps, Week 8
The Chiefs beat the Lions 45-10 in London. Usually when you get beaten this badly in England, you’re in the stands at a soccer game. How did the Lions get home? You can’t bring a dumpster fire onto a plane.
