Kidnapped In St. Louis: A 911 Transcript

Operator: 911, what’s your emergency? Woman: Oh my God, they’ve been kidnapped! They’ve been kidnapped! Please help! Operator: Okay, ma’am, calm down. Are these your children you’re talking about? Woman: Twenty years. TWENTY YEARS of loyalty and he does this to me. Operator: Who kidnapped them? Your husband? Ma’am, I’m going to need you to

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I Don’t Want Your NFL Team

Dear St. Louisans, or Oaklanders, or San Diegans, Sometime next year, one or two or maybe even all three of your NFL teams will move to Los Angeles. You will be heartbroken and emotionally shattered and will have internal conversations about whether you can continue to support your team now that it has returned to

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NFL Quick Snaps, Week 14

Panthers got the bye. Falcons got the bye-bye. There are a lot of questions to be answered in Atlanta. Let’s start with: WTF? Atlanta got torched. Which has been a problem, historically. The Falcons got everyone excited but aren’t going to finish. Appropriate for a town famous for its strip clubs. The Rams got a

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