Five Sports Poems

1.

You sir are called out!
The play is under review.
You sir are called safe…

“Have you guys heard? ING is now Voya!”

2.

Probable or out?
So much depends on a toe
Football Fantasy

John Clayton is doubtful for ESPN's Week 3 NFL coverage (acute chopstick finger)

John Clayton is doubtful for ESPN’s Week 3 NFL coverage (acute chopstick finger)

3.

Out of “love” the lashing begins
Punishing the foolish pupils
The spanking never stops

BxdZ_hHCMAAW4iH

4.

I’ll assist you in a moment
But first, I must crossover
Don’t miss the sign

brendan_haywood_1257268185

Assist Wizard Brendan Haywood makes a pass

5.

There once was a dimple
Whose wish was so simple
Make me a bird called an eagle

photo posted on post-gazette.com