Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo was knocked out the game. Seems like a good time to bring in Tom Brady.
Rookie Jacoby Brissett takes the reins at QB for the Patriots. Brissett is French for “not ready yet.”
Commentators are saying Brissett has the tools to thrive in the Patriots’ system. To be fair, so does Gary Busey.
I keep seeing this Tom Brady mask. Why not just have the real Tom Brady put on a Jacoby Brissett mask?
The Vikings played their first game at US Bank Stadium. But don’t worry, they’re definitely not too big to fail.
It’s an expensive stadium. That’s why their budget didn’t include some shine for their helmets.
Drew Brees passed Dan Marino in all-time passing yards. Marino is still way ahead on Isotoner glove ads.
The Rams beat the Seahawks by a score of 9-3. The Los Angeles Rams still haven’t scored a TD since 1994.
The word is there’s an extension deal underway for Rams coach Jeff Fisher. Jeff, sign that thing as fast as you can.
Cleveland blew a 20-3 lead against Baltimore. Actually, you could end that sentence a lot earlier. Cleveland blew.
Aqib Talib is not likely to face discipline from the NFL after shooting himself in the leg. The NFL is also going to let Buffalo slide for shooting itself in the foot.
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Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian based in New York City, the city with the most NFL teams in the whole world. You should follow him on Twitter.