Falcons running back Tevin Coleman got a concussion last week after he fell in the shower. Referees flagged his rubber ducky for unnecessary roughness.

Vikings defender Anthony Barr has missed several games with injuries to his groin and hand. I wonder if he got those in the shower, too?

Colts QB Matt Hasselbeck left the game with yet another injury. Good news: it’s all covered by Medicare.

Hasselbeck said before the game he had “nothing left in the tank.” The Cowboys immediately tried to sign him for $10 million.

Hasselbeck better be careful not to break anything else. I don’t think they make parts for that model anymore.

Charlie “Clipboard Jesus” Whitehurst was also injured in the game, but I expect he’ll be back in three days.

The Patriots won the coin toss in overtime, decided to kick to the Jets, and promptly lost. I love it when Belichick trips over his own brain.

It was such a bad decision, a pregnant woman stopped smoking to scoff at Belichick.

It was the worst loss of a coin toss since Buddy Holly.

The Patriots cut Leonard Hankers Saturday, after a nine-day tenure. Benedict Arnold was a Patriot longer.

Peyton Manning must be innocent. Nothing he did on the field this year could be described as “enhanced.”

Harlem Globetrotters legend Meadowlark Lemon died. Well, he didn’t “die.” He “kicked the bucket of confetti.”

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Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian who sometimes goes to Falcons games with his family. You should follow him on Twitter.