With a quarter of the season in the books, we look at the raft of newbie QBs, the two-headed monster in Foxborough, the Rams (what?!), and an avalanche of injuries.

With a quarter of the season in the books, we look at the raft of newbie QBs, the two-headed monster in Foxborough, the Rams (what?!), and an avalanche of injuries.
The former Rams receiver is still trying to prove he’s more than just a pun.
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*** Nate Koehler is a Wisconsin-based cartoonist and illustrator who’s glad the Packers won’t be moving west for a while. You should follow him on Twitter.