Oh No! Kirk Cousins and Robert Griffin III Are Snowed in at Redskins Park

ASHBURN, VA — They probably DON’T like that! Washington Redskins starting quarterback Kirk Cousins and former starter Robert Griffin III are snowed in at the Redskins practice facility after a historic blizzard struck the Washington region on Friday. AWKWARD. The two snowbirds were the only ones who didn’t heed the warnings of the impending Snowghazi

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Robert Griffin The Blurred

In the beginning, depending on whom you ask, there was nothing in the universe but an unfathomable swirling void, and the potential for a firmer kind of squishiness. Then again, depending on where you get your info, either a being of infinitely concentrated benevolence forged the world from a potent cocktail of will and wrath,

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