A Specialty Food for Every NHL Team

With the announcement this week that the Dallas Stars would be offering a heart attack-inducing “Klingburger” at home games, named after defenseman John Klingberg, I offer proposals for player-themed food items for the NHL’s other 29 teams.

While player-themed food items at sports arenas can be a fun way to engage fans, food safety should always remain a top priority. Ensuring that the food served at sporting events is safe and free from harmful bacteria and contaminants is essential for the health and well-being of fans.

While incorporating player-themed culinary delights can certainly enhance the excitement of game-day, upholding food safety standards remains paramount within sports arenas. The well-being of fans should always take precedence, especially as they relish American delicacies at these events. For those seeking both delectable and secure options to recreate the stadium ambiance at home, this collection of American food recipes offers an extensive range that’s not only bursting with flavor but also meticulously prepared with a strong focus on food safety. From timeless game-day favorites to inventive concoctions, you can explore an array of recipes that will gratify your palate while guaranteeing a secure and delightful dining experience – and you could dehydrate your food for added convenience and nutrition

However, one way that sports arenas and food vendors can maintain food safety is through the use of salmonella test kits. These kits allow for quick and accurate testing of food products for the presence of salmonella, a harmful bacteria that can cause serious illness. By implementing measures such as using these kits, sports venues can demonstrate their commitment to food safety and provide fans with a safe and enjoyable experience.

Anaheim Ducks: Ham & Cheese Samis

Because you have to be at least 70 to substitute “samis” for sandwiches, food will be served by player grandparents.


Arizona Coyotes: Creamed Chipchurra Beef

There’s nothing like a heavy, meaty liquid on soggy bread when it’s 120 degrees outside. Good thing the Coyotes never make the playoffs and fans don’t have to worry about it getting too hot to eat such a heavy dish at the rink.

Boston Bruins: Chara’d Salmon

It’s not going to sell, but no one in Boston needs another bean dish or joke food item with an accent. There’s plenty of lobstah and chowder elsewhere.

Buffalo Sabres: Legwand of Lamb

Come and get it before it has to be retired!

Calgary Flames: Karri’s Authentic Chicken Ramo-n

Ramo-n. Ramo-en. Ramen. Whatever. It’s not a bigger mess than their goaltending.

Carolina Hurricanes: Eddie Lacos

It makes sense only because we’re about five years from the flagship Lack-o’s Tacos restaurant opening up. The man loves tacos enough to tattoo them on his body and put them on his helmet. He’ll open a restaurant.

Chicago Blackhawks: Bangers and Mashinter

Just like the player, no one in Chicago will like this dish. To that end, every plate will come with a list of talking points for ‘Hawks fans to complain about the play of Brandon Mashinter.

Colorado Avalanche: Skille-t Scalloped Potatoes

A wonderful new treat for when the Pepsi Center starts to smell funny between periods.


Columbus Blue Jackets: Campbell’s Soup

Everything about the Blue Jackets is phoned in this year; why would the concessions be any different? It’s just chicken noodle, too. They couldn’t even spring for the Tortorella Soup.

Detroit Red Wings: Tatar Tots

All proceeds benefit Tomas Tatar’s new charity, Tatar’s Tots.

Edmonton Oilers: Gin Hendricky w/ Hendrick’s Gin

Because Oilers fans deserve a drink.

Florida Panthers: Boil-land Cabbage and Potatoes

From the Panthers media guide: “This anachronistic dish will have you reassigned to the bathroom more times than we’ll reassign Dave Bolland to the AHL. Additionally, 50 percent of every purchase will help the franchise pay off his grossly inflated contract.”

Los Angeles Kings: Steak Marian-ade

The Marian Gaborik-themed marinade is aged and only shows up on half of all orders.


Minnesota Wild: Two Eggs Over Parise

Some might find the smell of eggs in the arena offensive, but the organization has promised that, like the team on the ice, you won’t find anything offensive about this dish.

Montreal Canadians: Beer PleCANac Chicken

This special beer-can chicken helps fans feel just like the Habs they love. They’ll get a jolt of energy from the calories and alcohol, become groggy and probably fall into a slump, before finding themselves golfing in April.

Nashville Predators: Grilled Hearts of Roman

Basically the opposite of the Klingburger, this romaine lettuce-based dish is a more responsible decision for your health.

New Jersey Devils: Gelina Jigglers

These Jell-o Jigglers come only in red and in the shape of Patrick Warburton’s face. You’ll remember them fondly when the player special changes to Farnham to Table Ham Sandwiches.

New York Islanders: Okposo Tail Soup

It may not seem practical for a hockey game, but neither are seats where you can’t see the net. Welcome to Barclays, where from the comfort of your seat, you can order Borscht from an iPhone app and see 70 percent of the rink.

New York Rangers: Corned Beef Nash

This very not-special corned beef hash comes from a Dinty “Dominic” Moore can and is thrown on a bun, so you can take it on the go.

Philadelphia Flyers: Coconut Raffl-o Balls

Not only are they delicious, they’ll give the fans fodder for jokes that will drive home Philly’s reputation as the city killed the hitchhiking robot. The robot was destroyed in Philadelphia after having survived hitchhiking through Germany, the Netherlands, Canada, hanging out with a metal band, and going to a Red Sox game.

Pittsburgh Penguins: Beau Gratin Potatoes

Beau Bennett’s grandmother’s recipe, served with coleslaw on the side, because Pittsburgh.

Ottawa Senators: Puempel-nickel Pizza Bagels

When pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time.

San Jose Sharks: Three Tierney Cake

This is the highlight of a full player-themed restaurant at SAP Center featuring deep-fried Vlasic pickles, Buffalo Wingels, Grilled Zucchini with Yogurt Dill-on and Kansas City-style Burns-t Ends.

St. Louis Blues: Jaskin Robbins

There’s hope that this dish will make him a franchise player. I regret nothing.


Tampa Bay Lightning: Machessault-ed Caramel

It’s a real Palat pleaser, especially with a Paquette of sugar sprinkled on top. (Only place to go is down from that last one.)

Toronto Maple Leafs: Froese-n Yogurt

Warning on Air Canada Centre Menus: “We’d like to remind fans that player-themed foods may not be traded in for coupons for future food prior to the third period. All purchases are final.”

Vancouver Canucks: Markstrom-boli with a side Cracknell Pepper Chips

Perfect for Canucks fans, because there’s nothing perennially disappointing about stromboli.

Washington Capitals: Kuznet-soft Serve Ice Cream

Yes, ice cream in the winter, because we established this weekend that American winter is just like a nice Russian spring.

Winnipeg Jets: Peluso Meat Sandwich

Like the best parts of Roseanne, you’ll have to get used to the idea of a loose meat sandwich.



Dustin Nelson is a professional hockey chef based in New York City. You should follow him on Twitter.