Loser of the Week: Texas A&M Basketball Fans

Some people still haven’t grasped the “it isn’t over ’til it’s over” thing. *** Nate Koehler is a cartoonist and illustrator who’s trying out for Northern Iowa basketball as an inbounding specialist. You should follow him on Twitter.

The NCAA’s Super Sweet 16

As you are almost certainly aware, the NCAA men’s basketball tournament’s Sweet 16 begins today. You may also be familiar with “My Super Sweet 16,” a program that ran on MTV from 2005 to 2008, and depicted the wild, over-the-top birthday parties of children with preposterously wealthy parents. But what would happen if those two

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Bill Raftery Narrates One of My Romantic Encounters

Nothing evokes March Madness like the sound of Bill Raftery’s high-decibel, catch-phrase-riddled commentary. But you might be surprised to know that he puts in a lot of hours outside of university basketball venues. He’ll do pretty much anything, as long as you provide the microphone and the ham sandwich. So I hired him to follow

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2016 March Madness Anagram Bracket

If there’s one thing basketball fans love, it’s anagrams. So we took the names of all 64 first-round NCAA Tournament teams and scrambled ’em all up. For some of these, we added the school’s nickname, “University,” etc, to make the anagrams better. You may think that’s cheating,  but we’re just saving you from having to

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Grayson Allen’s Prank Tank

Hey! Grayson Allen here. You may remember me from such moments as my playful tangle with Florida State’s Xavier Rathan Mayes, or the time I played human Skip-It with Louisville forward Ray Spalding. Let me assure you: these were merely lighthearted ways to bring some buffoonery back into a basketball season where no team is

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One-and-Done Fun

For a brief moment during last night’s NCAA Championship, it appeared that one-and-dones would be defeated once again. Earlier in the week, ever since John Calipari failed to win a title with a roster of players all born after the release of “All I Wanna Do” by Sheryl Crow, some ridiculous headlines were floating around,

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Bracket Busted Outside Indianapolis Nightclub

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — An NCAA men’s basketball bracket was busted outside of a local nightclub last night, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct. Harris Parsons, owner of the popular nightlife destination Converted Cornfield, spoke with reporters about the incident.