The Vikings are 5-0. No, that’s not a joke, but these are.

The Vikings are 5-0. No, that’s not a joke, but these are.
I just flew back from San Francisco, home of Super Bowl 50. And boy, are my arms tired! (From writing that great joke.) I loved it. As a lifelong fan of the NFL, I was like a kid in a candy store. For two weeks, the city was the capital of the football world.
I took a break from eating pie so that I could stick in a fork in the Falcons. For the Falcons, it’s A Tale of Two Seasons. They suck the Dickens. Last year the Falcons got in trouble for piping in fake crowd noise. They need to pump in some fake offense.