This week featured the worst onside kick in the history of the world by Chris Boswell. Now we know why his name isn’t Chris Kickswell.

It was such an ugly image of ineptitude, they named him an honorary Jaguar.

He must have wanted to make Blair Walsh feel better.

This week the Bears had a bye, and the Cowboys had the Browns. The Bears came closer to losing.

I read that the 0-9 Browns are having trouble staying positive.  Positive? I’m surprised they’re staying sober.

Tony Romo said he has no issue doing what’s best for the Cowboys: getting traded to Chicago for a first-round pick.

Minnesota OC Norv Turner surprised everyone when he resigned. It was the first move he’d made this year that surprised anyone.

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