A pre- and post-Thanksgiving double dose.

A pre- and post-Thanksgiving double dose.
Ten jokes for ten weeks.
At this point in the season, we need laughter more than ever.
Believe it or not, we’re almost halfway home.
Adam Schefter reported that Colin Kaepernick wants to play for the Browns, further proving that the NFL has to do something about concussions. ESPN predicts that Johnny will sit for a while. I don’t think he’ll be sitting. He’ll be dancing awkwardly with a champagne bottle.
I took a break from eating pie so that I could stick in a fork in the Falcons. For the Falcons, it’s A Tale of Two Seasons. They suck the Dickens. Last year the Falcons got in trouble for piping in fake crowd noise. They need to pump in some fake offense.