ESPN predicts that Johnny will sit for a while. I don’t think he’ll be sitting. He’ll be dancing awkwardly with a champagne bottle.
Does Manziel deserve a second chance? Of course! The question is whether he deserves a fourteenth chance.
They found a knife on O.J. Simpson’s former property. Unfortunately, it was discovered by the Manitowoc County Police Department.
Joe Flacco is now the highest-paid player in the league. Josh Gordon remains the highest unpaid player in the league.
Eddie Lacy is working with the guy who developed P90X. I thought P90X was Eddie Lacy’s shirt size.
You know who would be a good Weight Watchers coach? Charlie Whitehurst. All he does is wait, and watch.
Tony Romo is having a plate put in his collarbone. Unfortunately it’s a commemorative glass plate.
Romo is having what’s called a Mumford procedure. To reduce the odds of another break, they shave down the bone. As opposed to grinding down the team’s confidence in you. That’s called a Manziel procedure.
If you have your collarbone and your testicles shaved, it’s called a Mumford and Sons procedure.
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